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Originally posted by dieastra at AFT SG-1: General O'Neill briefs the new president about the Stargate programme
Today was a very special day for my homecity Dresden: US president Barack Obama came for a quick visit. It was a great honor for all of us.


I want to show you some action figure theater: General Jack O'Neill is briefing the new president about the Stargate programme. Enjoy!

A huge Thank you goes to lolmac for the beta of the English dialogue!


Jack: [knocking] Knock, knock. Do you have a minute, Mister President?




Obama: [inviting] General O’Neill! Sure, come on in. How’s the fishing?



Jack: [jovial] I’m just on my way. But there are important matters I have to discuss with you first, Sir. I’m here to officially brief you on the Stargate programme.



Obama: Star- what?



Jack: The Stargate, sir. It’s an alien doohickey, a kind of round spinny thing, which…

Obama: Round spinny thing? Is that a technical term?

Jack: [shrugging] Not exactly. Carter could explain it so much better than I.

Obama: [wondering] Well, then why didn’t you bring her with you?

Jack: [wincing] Actually, I did, sir. If you please could help me with the backpack?



Sam: Colonel Samantha Carter reporting, sir!



Obama: [gaping]



Sam: [apologizing] Sorry, Mister President. There was an accident in Dr. Lee’s laboratory, which resulted in a massive case of…

Jack: [interrupting] He shrunk Carter.

Sam: [annoyed] I’m sure we’ll soon be able to reverse it. Anyway, this is a model of the Stargate. It’s made of naquadah, measuring roughly 22 feet in diameter and weighing about 64,000 pounds. It breaks down matter into patterns of energy and then…



Jack: [zoning out and only hearing technobabble naquadah technobabble subspace technobabble vortex technobabble Event Horizon technobabble wormhole]

Obama: [wondering] What is a wormhole?

Sam: It’s called a wormhole because…



Jack: [piping up] Oh please, not the analogy with the apple again!

Sam: [glaring] … it goes through space like a worm through an apple. It’s controlled with a DHD – that’s short for a Dial Home Device



Jack: By the way, Mister President, I have a present for you. It’s called a GDO. If you ever happen to be on the wrong side of the Stargate, just punch those numbers, and we’ll open the door for you.

Obama: Thank you, Jack, but I don’t think that will be necessary. How could I end up on the wrong side of the Stargate anyway?



Jack: [mumbling] Thor, old buddy, this is your signal. Take him for a ride!

Obama: [vanishing]



Jack: [suspicious] Just what else do you have in that bag of yours, Carter?



Sam: [blushing] Um, nothing, sir.

Jack: [insisting] Lemme see!



Jack: You have a doll? Of ME?!?



Sam: [trying to find a rabbit hole]

Jack: [bemused] I wonder if her getting smaller has been an accident after all.

End of story

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A Science-Fiction/Adventure Romance.

In the year 799 (Aschen calender), Earth is a colony under strict reign by an oppressive Aschen government. The Aschen have turned humans into slaves, and seized control over the entire planet, including the Stargate--a device that allows them to form a wormhole and travel thousands of light years across the galaxy to their home planet within seconds.

Humanity is at the brink of extinction. Due to advanced Aschen medicine human lifespan has almost tripled, but most of the human population is born infertile. Only a small percent of humans are so-called gifted ones, who are able to conceive/father children. Strict rules apply to these gifted ones, as the Aschen government wants to uphold the human population.

Samantha Carter is 25 years old. She has just come of age and undergoes her first fertility tests. When her tests turn out positive, her life is about to take a dramatic turn for the worse. Unwilling to accept a forced marriage and life in a breeding facility under Aschen control, she runs away from home to find the resistance and fight for the freedom of Earth as well as her own.

As she meets Jack O'Neill, camp leader of resistance Cell 4, neither of them realizes they are bound together by more than the mutual goal to free Earth from Aschen reign. Side by side, they fight to liberate their world from the oppression of an alien race, using a second, secret Stargate found almost a century before in the Antarctica forests...

Note: Although this work borrows characters and concepts from the television show Stargate SG-1, this work stands on its own and is independent from the television show.

Stargate Aschen Ebook -small

 

Here is my newest fanfiction. It started in November 2013 as more of a joke, sparked by the Gateworld community. Now it is finished with 8 parts overall, and it earned itself the fan-given title "Fifty Shades of Jack". I tried to make it more believable than "Fifty Shades of Grey" was, plus I cut out any kind of emotional abuse. The idea was to portray a healthy BDSM or D/s relationship between two consenting adults.

Author: Kimberley Jackson
Title: Sweet Surrender Series
Category: Romance, Erotica (probably AU due to regulations being ignored)
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Rating: definitely R
Words: approx. 47000

Summary: On an undercover mission, Sam Carter and Jack O'Neill start a dangerous game of dominance and submission. Soon they both explore some of the darker aspects of their most hidden wishes and desires.

This series consists of 8 separate stories, that start with "Surrender" and end with "Reality".

The series is loosely continued in the upcoming "Leather and Lace" series, which focuses a lot more on the erotica part.

Read Leather & Lace Vol. 1 - Sweet Surrender by Kimberley Jackson

Although parts of the story are available on fanfiction.net and other sites, I'd advise you to read it on my homepage, since most of the other versions had to be censored due to rating restrictions.

The story will also be available as an ebook on my website very soon.
 

I love these stories!!!

Originally posted by anxiousgeek at fic index: stargate sg-1




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In between working on and revising chapters of my Stargate Aschen story, I had time for a little one-shot. "Beneath Perceived Realities" is a missing scene from season 4 episode 10 "Beneath the Surface". The writer and producers in the audio commentary on the DVD said numerous times that they had intended for Sam and Jack (or rather Jonah and Thera) to have an intimate relationship in the episode. They refrained from showing it, because of all the shippy episodes before ("Divide & Conquer" and "Window of Opportunity"). So here is my own take on what might have happened during the episode.

Beneath_Perceived_Realities_supersAuthor: Kimberley Jackson
Title: Beneath Perceived Realities
Category: Romance, Missing Scene
Episode: 4x10 Beneath the Surface
Pairing: Sam/Jack, Jonah/Thera
Rating: R (sexual situations)
Summary: Here, in the shadows of their crumbling existence, among the pieces of a shattered world in the deep of the night when everyone else is asleep, they have each other… A missing scene for Beneath the Surface.

You can read "Beneath Perceived Realities" on my website!
 

Jack and Sam

Originally posted by jo_graham at Jack and Sam
A reader asks, "If you're allowed to move people around and get couples together in the (Legacy) books, why don't you get Jack and Sam together?"

Jack and Sam are already together. They're a canon pairing as far as we know. It seems pretty clear to all of us that they got together at the end of SG-1 season eight, in the episode Threads, and that they were an established couple when Sam came to Atlantis. After all, she had a big silver framed 8x10 of Jack in her bedroom! It's not like people keep big framed pictures of their former bosses in their bedrooms! And in the deleted scenes for SGA's fourth season episode Trio, Sam says she's dating an older guy in DC who is thinking about retiring.

We've been writing them an established couple, as that's certainly what the SGA canon suggests. I think they're reasonably quiet about their relationship for the sake of Sam's career, as it would do her a lot of harm to have her promotion chalked down to favoritism. We haven't seen much of Jack so far in the Legacy series, though there is more of him in The Avengers, and also more from Sam's point of view, so I think it's very clear in that book that they are an established couple.
 

This is a new fanfiction, that I have written. It is currently still a work in progress and getting posted on several different websites. It is by far the most extensive project that I have worked on in a long time - if not ever. So far, it counts almost 300 pages in Microsoft WORD, and I still have a few chapters to write - so prepare yourselves for a long story!

Author: Kimberley Jackson
Title: Stargate Aschen
Category: AU, Romance, Adventure
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Rating: PG-13 (sexual situations and some adventure related (non-sexual!) violence - will be R eventually)

Summary: Earth is an Aschen colony under strict reign by an Aschen government. Humanity is at the brink of extinction – only a very small percent of humans are so-called gifted ones who are able to still conveive/produce children. Strict rules apply to the gifted ones, as the Aschen government wants to make sure that a certain number of population is being upheld.
Samantha Carter is a young woman living in this restrictive world. She is 25 years old, and that means she has just come of age and undergoes her first fertility tests. When her tests turn out positive, her father Jacob Carter arranges her marriage with an old friend of his – Jack O’Neill, one of the leaders of the resistance; an arrangement which Sam is opposed to once she learns of it.
Determined, she runs awa from home to find the resistance and fight for her own freedom. Eventually she manages to get into the resistance, and is stationed at a small camp in Antartica where a second Stargate was found and kept secret from the Aschen. Camp leader is Colonel Jack O’Neill. Unknowing, that they are husband and wife, they start to fight against the Aschen together…

Read Stargate Aschen by Kimberley Jackson!

You can also read it on fanfiction.net if you want, but that version will be censored since ff.net doesn't allow for Mature content anymore.
 

Stargate SG-1 "Moments Like This" Romance

It's been a long time since I've been able to write, therefore I enjoy the flow of my creative juices all the more. I am really planning on starting off my professional writer's career this year by finishing some works of original fiction, which have been on my harddrive for years, gathering digital dust. But of course, nothing is as relaxing and as good an excercise in writing in a language that is not the first/native one as writing fanfiction. So here it is, my newest work...

Author: Kimberley Jackson
Title: Moments Like This
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Category: Romance, Tenderness, Poetic,
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What if? It was moments like this, where the thought occurred to her: What if I allowed him to come first in my heart? What if I agreed to stay? What if we both compromised and started building a life together? A little one-shot about Sam leaving for Atlantis, and Sam and Jack’s last night before her departure.

An all new romance written by Kimberley Jackson. If you are interested, it is available for reading on her official homepage
 

Author: Kimberley Jackson
Title: Only One Road
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Category: Romance, Humor
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Set after the events of 8x18 (Threads) / 8x19 (Moebius) and before the beginning of season 9, and explains how Sam Carter and Jack O’Neill finally get together, and why they get reassigned.
 

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